She’s just like me for real
but most of all we love each other :)
one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display
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An excellent addition hiding in the tags
In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies
mother nature did this to samus aran too
lesbian spotted
could you imagine if THATS how you learn you’re allergic to pumpkin
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones
hey man how you doing today. SOUL SNARE
honestly just feeling really anxious tod- GAAAAAAAGHH
everybody’s got that one homie posting straight from the valley of the shadow of death
Any time I see a cat irl I act like I’m seeing a celebrity….. oh my god a cat….. so cute
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When you open the oven door and can smell the freshly baked cookies…
When you are getting fucked in the ass
